Things I yelled at the TV during the first season of "Hannibal"

1. “You are ALL losing your license.”
2. “You’ve got ‘CROAK’ written all over you.”
3. “This is what we in the biz call a ‘conflict of interest’.”
4. “Oh, not you too!”
5. “How many paper towels can you get before it looks suspicious?”
6. “You just KNOW there’s a gall bladder somewhere.”
7. “That’s how you WISH it worked.”
8. “This needs a crossover.”
9. “Did you keep the receipt?!”
10. “That’s a bad place to start.”
11. “Ground won’t hold there, dumbass! Plan ahead!”
12. “Are you in your own separate universe or just really high?”
13. “Anybody who keeps a model horse that close to their bed is immediately suspicious.”
14. “As Patton Oswalt once said, the human rectum is nightmarishly elastic.”
15. “Sorry, bud, you’re too cute to live.”
16. “Just go with it.”
17. “Why don’t you just come out and say it?”
18. “First thought, best thought!”
19. “Pop, six, squish, uh-uh–oops, sorry, wrong film.”
20. “Your standards have dropped since you were 17. Do you know how rare that is?”
21. “______ doesn’t have a face. They have a series of quirks resembling a face.”
22. “That’s a cow, lunkhead.”
23. “Incriminating evidence goes in the scrambled eggs you feed to your one-night stand. Do it right!”
24. “Play nice.”
25. “You were picked on as a kid, weren’t you, rat-face?”
26. “Did NOBODY have questions after 1991?”
27. “Did you enjoy the Cracker Jacks you got with your diploma?”
28. “Where are your mothers?”
29. “You can’t hit the broad side of a barn with that thing, jackass!”
30. “I hear shillelaghs are making a comeback.”
31. “The only things you get to prescribe are roofies!”
32. “You’re addressing the symptom, not the problem.”
33. “Do you realize how unprofessional you look?”
34. “Chili? Again? You shouldn’t have. Literally, you shouldn’t have.”
35. “What’d you do, gum them to death?”
36. “Can you make change for giving zero fucks?”
37. “Needs more helicopters.”
38. “Is there something you’re not telling me, you weird, weird man?”
39. “The talent show is going to be great this year.”
40. “Perfectly good banana bread right there and you go for the lunchmeat. You really do have issues.”
41. “It’s like the hobo code, but you have to use the expensive soap.”
42. “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but this takes the cake.”
43. “Brush your teeth! Wash your hair!”
44. “Drop iiiiiit. C’mon, boy, don’t make me do this. C’mon. Drop iiiiit.”
45. “This is Mr. Bang-Bang Stick. Mr. Bang-Bang Stick solves all your possible moral dilemmas.”