
When I was eleven, I considered myself, as many eleven-year-olds do, highly urbane. Oh, I didn't have cable, but I had our local newspaper's Arts&Music section, and "the part of the news with the comics" -- political editorials. And the best part about the Arts&Music (yes, it was typed as one word) section, of course, was the movie reviews, which were only on Thursdays, but what a treat to look forwards to!
Living in a retirement and tourist town, our theaters didn't show a lot of children's movies, or fantasy movies, and definitely not science fiction, but the paper generally reviewed films that would eventually hit the Oscars. Since I wasn't old enough to see most of them, this meant I would get all my information on the Oscar contenders from these reviews, as well as the clips shown on Oscar Night. Despite this thin amount of information, my interest continued. The following paragraphs show the thought processes of an 11-13 year old, so, fair warning.
One Thursday, in December of 2009, I opened the newspaper to the movie reviews, and saw, on the first page, what looked to be an Elf (I had only recently seen the Lord of the Rings films), except painted with beautiful colors. I flipped to the next page, which had a review of Did You Hear About The Morgans?, before thinking:
Wait, did I see that right? There's a movie, with an Elf, and it's playing HERE? RIGHT NOW??? I don't care what else happens in the movie, I just want to know who that Elf is with the beautiful blue-and-green colors. And I think she's a girl and surrounded by fire.
And that was the beginning of my years-long love of the film Avatar. As indicated, it didn't hurt that the still my local newspaper picked for the film seems to have been designed to attract people attracted to lesbian monster/elf warriors. I think there could have been a lot less hate for the film, long-term, if that particular marketing had followed through. The more I learned about it, the better the movie seemed -- so good, in fact, that I was willing to get over my long-time fear of theaters to watch it! It was the first film I ever saw all the way through in an enclosed theater. My dad and I got ice cream afterwards, too, which was really nice.
My love of the film continued for at least a year and change, and it was one of my top-10 interstellar destinations I wanted to reach. I thought it just seemed like such a lovely place! Who wouldn't want to be somewhere where everything is bioluminescent?
Not only that, but by being a Na'vi, you get:
- a free, telepathically joined horse
- a free, telepathically joined dragon
- barbecue shrimp every night, except for the nights where you get venison.
- a free hammock/sleeping bag combo that you get to by stairway and ladder, like a treehouse version of the bunk bed your parents won't spring for.
- your own tail. And not an ugly vestigial tail, a long sleek cat-dragon tail, with a beautiful plume!
- being able to be in a simultaneous library AND chatroom with anyone you want to talk to, ever (if they want to talk to you), while hiking. This way, your mom would never get on your case about spending all your free time on fanfiction.net
- a tiny pet dragon (if you so wish, and who wouldn't?!)
- to only need to wear the most sensible of clothing: jewelry, weapons, a sports bra if you need it, and pockets. No pants, just pockets. And maybe a robe, if you're feeling fancy.